He’s dreaming of a white nation,
Just like the world he used to know.
White men with power,
Take golden showers,
Filmed by the Politburo.
[alternative:
He’s dreaming of a white nation,
Just like the world he used to know.
White men with power,
Who in Trump Tower,
Meet with the Politiburo]
He’s dreaming of a white country,
So only strong men rule the earth.
With white men winning, in every inning,
And black men must produce their birth (spoken) certificate!
He’s living in a white White House,
Just like the one he used to know,
Where he uses twitter,
And gives us jitters,
By threatening war with Mexico.
He’s dreaming of a white country,
Just like the kind he grew up in.
But we will crush him,
His dream so Russian,
And also oust his next of kin.
We’re dreaming of a new White House,
Where presidents don’t tweet all night.
May your days be tweet-free and bright,
And may future presidents be non-white.
Also check out ‘Twas the Night Before Impeachment and Here Come the Republicans.
Watch for more carols to come in the next few days. Send us videos of you and your friends singing these carols, and we will add them to the post!
