‘Twas the night before Impeachment, when all through the House, All the Democrats were stirring to get rid of that louse.
The hearings were held, to get all of the facts, We all saw Jim Jordan over-react.
The diplomats testified to all that they saw, Upholding our system, of due process of law.
Yovanovitch, Vindman, Taylor, and Kent, Told the world the truth about our president.
And how ‘bout that patriot, Fiona Hill? With that beautiful accent, going in for the kill.
Trump tweeted; he tried to tamper with witnesses, Which only confirmed his blatant unfitnesses.
Here’s what he says, it’s pathetic, it’s sad, It’s hard to believe that it’s gotten this bad:
“It’s a witch hunt!,” Trump said, “Fake news, no collusion!” “The Democrats have come to a foregone conclusion.
“Investigate Joe, and his terrible kid, If you want to know where all the corruption is hid.
“There was no quid pro quo, that phone call was perfection! So why all the fuss? Why so much objection?
“The whistleblower is just out to get me, I’d get my hands on him, if Schiff would just let me.
“Did you see those three lawyers from Ivy League Schools? Quoting Madison and Hamilton, those ridiculous fools!
“I miss Robert Mueller. He was so compliant, I love how Pompeo has been so defiant.
“Now Sondland! Now Rudy! Now Parnes and Fruman, Will they all turn on me? Are they that kind of human?
“At least I still have my friend Vladimir Putin. My most loyal comrade, with whom I’m colludin’.
“I’m safe in the White House. I can still obstruct justice. I’ll beat this impeachment, Pelosi can’t bust us.
“So I’m not at all worried. I have no concerns… Except for that matter of my tax returns.”
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