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Bogus Defense Bingo

Tomorrow the defense begins its opening arguments. If the Trial Brief submitted by Trump’s legal team is any indication, we will be seeing a lot of Bogus Defenses and hearing a lot of crazy conspiracy theories.

I was trying to figure out a way to get through it without wanting to poke my eyeballs with a fork. So I came up with an idea.

Let’s spend the next few days of the trial playing Bogus Defense Bingo. You can get your bingo card here.

If you want to know how I would defend this case, scroll to the bottom. I can think of only one non-bogus defense, but I’m sure Team Trump will not use it.

If there is a valid defense presented, I’ll be sure to let you know right away.

Note: The explanations for why the defenses are bogus are not complete. For each, I listed only a few reasons.

I: The Bogus Defenses: Explanations

#1: The call was perfect

Variation: The call shows no link between aid and political investigations

Why it’s bogus:

#2: Trump had “valid concerns” (about Biden, Burisma, or Ukrainian interference in 2016)

Why it’s bogus:

#3: No harm no foul 

Why it’s bogus:

There was harm.

#4: Obama Did it

Variations: Hillary Clinton did it.

Why it’s bogus:

#5: The House wants you to do its job

Variations: The House should have gathered more evidence / The House doesn’t get a ‘do over’ in the Senate.

Why it’s bogus:

#6: The Democrats rely on hearsay and speculation 

Variation: There is no direct evidence

Why it’s bogus:

#7: The Democrats Hate Trump

Variations: The Democrats have been trying to impeach the president since he took office / Trump is the victim of a deep state plot

Why it’s bogus:

#8: It was SO unfair!

Variation: Trump was “deprived of due process” in the House

Why it’s bogus:

#9: Schiff Cut Off Questions

Why it’s bogus:

#10: The record amassed by the House is unreliable

Why it’s bogus:

#11: The Democrats just want to undo the election

Variations: The Democrats are trying to interfere with the 2020 election

Why it’s bogus:

#12: Schiff is a liar

Variations: Schiff was biased.

Why it’s bogus:

#13: Abuse of Power isn’t impeachable

Why it’s bogus:

#14: Trump said there was no quid pro quo

Why it’s bogus:

Variation: Sondland said that Trump said there was no quid pro quo

#15: The Ukrainians didn’t even know the aid had been withheld

Why it’s bogus:

#16: Trump had good reasons to withhold the aid

Why it’s bogus:

#17: The evidence fails to show. . .

Why it’s bogus:

#18: Zelensky said there was no pressure

Why it’s bogus:

#19: Trump is trying to save the presidency

Why it’s bogus:

#20: The House should have taken his cases to the courts

Why it’s bogus:

#21: Trump invoked valid privileges

Why it’s bogus:

#22: Trump can claim absolute immunity

Why it’s bogus:

#23: There was no crime

Why it’s bogus:

I’ve dealt with this extensively in blog posts and tweets. I may come back and add an explanation here later.

#24: The Articles are Duplicious.

Why it’s bogus:

#25: Obstruction of Congress isn’t impeachable

Why it’s bogus:

This argument says that a president can obstruct Congress, which nullifies the impeachment and removal power. If a president can conceal evidence and refuse to work with Congress, the balance of power as outlined in the Constitution is meaningless.

II: How I would defend this case

First, I would have my client admit to all the facts so that additional evidence wouldn’t be necessary. (The Democrats would want all the evidence to ‘see how deep the corruption goes’ but I’d call that a fishing expedition. I’d say they’re only entitled to the evidence to prove or disprove the facts they’re alleging, and since my client admits to the facts, they don’t need any evidence.)

That would give the GOP Senators an excuse to acquit on the obstruction charge.

Then I would argue that Trump used poor judgement, but poor judgement is not a reason to remove the President. I’d say yes, he talks like a gangster but that’s his style.

This would allow the Senators to acquit while admitting Trump made a mistake. The Senators could walk a middle line.

I’d get past the trial as quickly as possible. Trump could campaign by saying that he admitted to poor judgement to get them off his back, but look at how much he’s done for America. He wouldn’t lose any support and by November, people would forget.

I’m sure that Trump would never agree to that. He’s too crazy.

I’m also sure that he’s calling all the shots, and his lawyers are doing his bidding.

Originally posted on Musing about Law, Books, and Politics.
Re-posted with permission.


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